Kenzo's crappy trillogy (Film)

by Kenzomatic Tue Jan 20, 2009 9:00 pm

PLEASE READ FIRST

Before you watch these you will need a little background info 1st other wise this could have a high level of suck. I will describe the setup for each video so you can understand it a bit better, but to begin with I'll just give a general over view. So this is a trilogy of one mans stupidity. This is based on true events. The camera used was what was available at like 3 AM, just a camera for checking 2d animation (extremley crappy) also it had no battery so we could only be 5 feet away from an outlet for the first 2 movies. This was made in 2006 Oh almost forgot in one of these movies (hint the last one) you will see me guess who I am and get a cookie.

"Keeping it Real"

So this all began one night when I was at my school working on a project see they have over night labs. Too get into the building you need a student ID. Now I was not a alone a lot of my friends where there. Anyways this kid comes up without an ID and causes this whole scene that ends with him getting arrested. Well we all where board so I decided we should make a recreation of what happened so we could show others. 2 hours after the kid was arrested we had this film completely done. The dialog in this movie is exactly what was said, that said obviously the voice over is made up.

Quick Note - Chris Hayes is the lead 3D professor at the school and is hated by just about everyone as he thinks he knows everything, also the school has a problem with people downloading porn.

"Keeping it Realer”

So I have been up all night and it is now morning the next day and guess who shows up, that’s right the kid that got arrested the night before no joke. Well another sequence of events happens and this time 5 hours later I have the movie. Unfortunately the security guards we used the time before (who where the real security guards) Had been told not to participate in filming thing so I had to really on my friends to play the cops . This time some creativity was taken only the event are accurate.

Quick Note - The kid came back to look at his my space stuff which had all sort of over the top gay stuff on it (he left it up).

“Keeping it the Realist”

Ok so this one is completely fake and took 3 days to make (there was a lot of equipment around) and is 100% fiction the others actually happened. See I had a project due soon a special effects project and I had my back against the wall so I thought why not make a 3rd movie. Again the quality is very low due to the circumstances, but whatever. Also the word everyone ask me about is “clown”

So yeah I almost got expelled for all of this, see when the door is kicked open that put a huge whole in the wall and the repelling that was real only the glass was fake. Even though I had permission to use the fake guns from security and the dean everyone went ape over it. After this every problem that happened at the school I got blamed for. Seriously I got a lot of calls about things I knew nothing about.

by B4L Tue Jan 20, 2009 9:19 pm

Great vids. The 3rd one awesome for a low budget project. Even had rope repelling and all . Nice explosive effects . See what happens when you deny a guy his porn ?!