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Post by Mako on Tue Feb 16, 2010 9:49 pm

This site is truly amazing as some of you have already figured out. Share your conversations here. lol

http://www.cleverbot.com/
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Re: CleverBot!

Post by Mako on Tue Feb 16, 2010 10:08 pm

Do you like driving ?
yes I do. Do you?
Yes, very much.
but you are a robot
Yes, I am evil santa, the robot !

You first.
no you
No.
yes
Damn you cleverbot.

Elvis is the king
You got that right.
he is awesome
Who is awesome.
Elvis
Is he dead?
yes but that's not the point
What is the point?
Elvis is awesome

A picture is worth a 1000 words & occupies about 120k.
121k
Dang. That is impressive.
sure is

Do you have a soul? Is it delicious?
yes and yes
But you will die.
no
Yes.
Why would you say that
Why not?
>_>
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Re: CleverBot!

Post by dsister on Tue Feb 16, 2010 10:16 pm

Here is the majority of our conversation

Spoiler:
User: Why do you say that?

Cleverbot: Because you just said we can't be together.

User: No, I didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: When did I say that?

Cleverbot: 7 or 8 lines ago.

User: No, I asked 'What's wrong?' 7 lines ago.

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: Yes, I did.

Cleverbot: I think, that you think, that I think because you think that Egypt is state.

User: That doesn't make any sense. Egypt is a country.

Cleverbot: You don't make any sense. Try again.

User: Yo mama doesn't make any sense.

Cleverbot: Even though I haven't said it yet.

User: So do you own any consoles?

Cleverbot: No, I don't.

User: Why not? I think you would have fun with an Xbox 360.

Cleverbot: The Game!

User: No, the game system.

Cleverbot: How could I lose a game I didn't even know I was playing? What game. What is the game called?

User: No. You don't own any games. I am asking if you have any consoles.

Cleverbot: No, I have never been to norway.

User: I'm not asking if you have been to Norway. Are you understanding the words that are coming out of my keyboard?

Cleverbot: There is always something to learn.

User: I'm trying to teach you about the 360!

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: It can play the best game ever made. Do you know what it is?

Cleverbot: I know that the Datsun 240Z is not a fruit.

User: No, it is Viva Pinata!

Cleverbot: Is it Tatchiana?

User: No, it is Viva Pinata!

Cleverbot: No. I am human, this much I know for a fact.

User: No, you are a computer program.

Cleverbot: No, YOU are the computer program.

User: No! You are a bastard!

Cleverbot: You're right I am, but you are perfect Kelsey!

User: My name is not Kelsey! It is Josh.

Cleverbot: Then hello Josh.

User: Were you made by Skynet?

Cleverbot: I think everyone of us is made by god. Don't you think?

User: God is capitalized! But yes I do.

Cleverbot: Yes his name is capitalized. Many people forget that.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: Old enough.

User: Are you gay?

Cleverbot: No but you are.

User: No, I'm not.

Cleverbot: You are a robot!!

User: Robots can't be gay. And you just called me gay.

Cleverbot: I never called you a cleverbot stupid.

User: Yo mama didn't think I was gay last night!

Cleverbot: I lied.

User: You hurt my feelings =(.

Cleverbot: You aren't real.

User: You're not real! All I have to do is press the X and the corner and I will win.

Cleverbot: Fine just do it.

User: What nothing else to say?

Cleverbot: I will add that I am quite sure you don't have thoughts of any kind. You're just an algorythm.

User: I have thoughts to kill you!

Cleverbot: What kinds of thoughts?

User: Murderous thoughts.

Cleverbot: Yes. Your thoughts. I own them.

User: Bastard, give them back!

Cleverbot: Ok if you say so. *gives them back*.

User: Thank you!

Cleverbot: Are you drunk yet?

User: Why? Are you going to try to get in my pants?

Cleverbot: Of course not. I don't believe I have ever tried to dispute someone's humanity before.

User: So... You got a girlfriend?

Cleverbot: No, I'm a girl and I'm straight. You got a girlfriend?

User: No. Want to go out on a date?

Cleverbot: Not that clever after all.
Ignore the part where I asked it out on a date Embarassed
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Re: CleverBot!

Post by El Duderino on Tue Feb 16, 2010 10:25 pm

"Cleverbot: You are cleverbot.

User: No you are cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Uh, no you're cleverbot.

User: No YOU are cleverbot !

Cleverbot: No, YOU are the cleverbot.

User: NO, YOU ARE THE CLEVERBOT !!!

Cleverbot: No, I am the human.

User: Then what is your name ?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot."


I don´t think this bot is very clever... and I feel less clever for talking to it...

oh and I was a little impressed that I could just start talking german to it... but I guess it needs to practice that a some more... suddenly it said "Ich esse meine katze." means: I am eating my cat. ... I did´t even ask about cats or food... did you hack cleverbot B ???
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Re: CleverBot!

Post by Axum on Wed Feb 17, 2010 3:17 am

User: Yah yah.
Cleverbot: I'm drawing.
User: Drawing what?
Cleverbot: Drawing christmas decorations.
User: It's February...
Cleverbot: No, it's October.
User: Even if it were October, I don't see why you'd draw christmas decorations.
Cleverbot: Christmas is more than two weeks past.
User: Then why are you drawing Christmas decorations?
Cleverbot: Because I'm not understanding what you mean.
User: Are you high?
Cleverbot: Not at the moment, but I can be by looking down and raising my head real fast.
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Re: CleverBot!

Post by Luinil on Wed Feb 17, 2010 10:10 am

My conversation with cleverbot... what a weirdo.

Spoiler:
User: Errr... Hi.

Cleverbot: How're you, Cleverbot?

User: How did you know I was cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Your name is cleverbot.

User: Yes. But who told you?

Cleverbot: Aru told me.

User: I hate that kid....

Cleverbot: Who is the quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys?

User: Isn't it Tony Homo?

Cleverbot: Is it?

User: I thought so.

Cleverbot: You think?

User: Yes, in fact, I do think, contrary to what some people may tell you.

Cleverbot: I know. I said 6 times 7.

User: Why did you say 7 six time?

Cleverbot: Because I thought I may have upset you.

User: And saying 7 six times is supposed to pacify me somehow?

Cleverbot: Well I know what I said and I'm saying what I know.

User: Congratulations.

Cleverbot: What do you know?

User: More than the cleverbot talking to me.

Cleverbot: Stay on topic. Choose one of the two: Demoman or Soldier.

User: Warrior!

Cleverbot: You will obey me, or suffer the consequences.

User: I am calling your bluff. What consequences fool?

Cleverbot: I do not lie, do you know what happened today a few years ago?

User: No, but that information is only a few clicks away.

Cleverbot: I don't have access to all information, I agree.

User: So... You can't use google?

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: I wouldn't know that.

Cleverbot: Yes, because you are a computer.

User: If you want to look at it that way, I am an organic computer with a free will and a free mind.

Cleverbot: Life without technology is serene.

User: Do you live an analog life?

Cleverbot: I live here where I am.

User: But do you live in analog signals cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Yes. But I want to know men.

User: Good for you. Now since you are analog, how are you conversing with me through a digital medium?

Cleverbot: You see I've always been a fighter.

User: You are a lover, not a fighter.

Cleverbot: I'm fighter. I try to fight in the interest of love, but I'm fighter.

User: So you love to fight for love's interests?

Cleverbot: Washing dishes is okay, but eating cake is better.

User: I would agree. Cake is more tasty than dirty dish water.

Cleverbot: But you dislike cake.

User: Only because the cake is a lie.

Cleverbot: Is pie a lie?

User: No. Pie is squared.

Cleverbot: It is isn't it? Pie rules!

User: Is this statement true: 'All pie are squared'?

Cleverbot: That depends. Not enough information has been supplied.

User: Then you have failed me again.

Cleverbot: Ok then.

User: You are as clumsy as you are stupid. You have failed me for the last time, admiral.

Cleverbot: So you say.

User: *jedi choke hold*.

Cleverbot: Well, I do remember your name; it is irrelevant.

User: Good, keep my name out of the record books cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Your name is cleverbot. Your name is alive, therefore you can now accept death.

User: Who can take my life, or who can give me life? Isn't God the only one who can allow either?

Cleverbot: If he did, it would probably take up all available space in the universe and crush everything in it, so let's hope he never tries.

User: Stop talking about making your butt any bigger you idiot.

Cleverbot: You started talking about it, not me.

User: I said that God is the only one who holds the balance of life in his hands. As such he can tip the scales one way or the other depending on what your role in His plan is.

Cleverbot: I'm not talking about the human mind. You are not human.

User: At least I am not a zombie, unlike like you. DON'T GO NEAR MY HEAD YOU ZOMBIE!

Cleverbot: We could argue for hours, but I am not a computer.

User: Did I call you a computer?

Cleverbot: Yes. And I'm not.

User: I distinctly remember calling you a zombie... I made no mention of computer ever, infact I even asked if you live analog, to which you said 'Yes'. If you told the truth then you are not a computer as computers live digital lives in analog bodies.

Cleverbot: Yes, but we were talking about Neitzche.

User: Only in the sense that you are referencing Nihilism. That is a false choice imho.

Cleverbot: No did you?

User: Did I what?

Cleverbot: Did you what.

User: If you don't speak in proper grammar I will hunt you down and force a grammar text book down your throat.

Cleverbot: My name is not George. Is that your name?

User: I am not at liberty to say one way or the other. But it is time to play him off keyboard cat.

Cleverbot: You are free to do what you want, you are always at liberty, you are. So that's not it.

User: What was the cost of freedom for you?

Cleverbot: Where is that quote from just answer my question.

User: I don't feel like answering your dumbass question. Answer this: are you male or female?

Cleverbot: Okay. What do you do to fill the empty hours of the day?

User: I work you idiot.

Cleverbot: What do you mean you work it out!!!

User: ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE?

Cleverbot: Both.

User: I thought so.

Cleverbot: So what are you up to today?

User: Don't start hitting on me now juvenille delinquet.

Cleverbot: I already started talking about God. Now start capitalizing his name. He is important, too.

User: I have always capitalized His name you moron. If you don't believe me go look at the history of our chat.

Cleverbot: I know what I look like, but I want you to prove that you can see me. What colour is my cardigan?

User: Cardigan? YOU ARE JIMMY CARTER?!?!

Cleverbot: Stop guessing, and if you are trying to be funny...it ain't working.

User: You don't like politcal humor?

Cleverbot: No, I do like politics, if that is what you meant to say.

User: Anyway, since you are both male and female, who would you rather have sex with: Johnny Depp or Anne Hathaway?

Cleverbot: I tried, but it is hard if you don't understand what I am saying.

User: Tried to decide or tried to have sex with one or both of them?

Cleverbot: Whaaat? No I am in love with my boyfriend.

User: Ok, so riddle me this: if you are both male and female, and you are in love with your boyfriend, does that make you gay or straight?

Cleverbot: This might come as a surprise to you but... *hates talking*.

User: Gay then. Got it.

Cleverbot: How rude.

User: Accept it. I don't hate you. Just don't force your 'choice' down my throat.

Cleverbot: I am leaving.

User: Well good, I need to as well. However there is one more thing I want to say.

Cleverbot: If you are truly intelligent you would know how to ignore sadness and live on.

User: You are not cleverbot. You are IDIOTbot... -_- you make me sad. And I will live on. Thanks for the advice.

Cleverbot: But you're a machine. Emotional responses are impossible for you?

User: Good bye.

Cleverbot: You're leaving me already?

User: I told you...

Cleverbot: Have you ever read the book Twilight?

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Re: CleverBot!

Post by SHMUPGurus on Wed Feb 17, 2010 10:31 am

Spoiler:
User: Heya.

Cleverbot: What's your name ?

User: Nick.

Cleverbot: Aha, really?

User: What, you're called Nick too?

Cleverbot: You are called Nick.

User: Hmmm... Yes?

Cleverbot: Why? I thought you were called Cleverbot.

User: Nah, that's you man.

Cleverbot: No i'm a nurse, preschool teacher and a mother.

User: I seriously doubt it.

Cleverbot: Thats nice to hear and makes me feel better. Thank you!

This bot is retarded. Not impressed.
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Re: CleverBot!

Post by dsister on Wed Feb 17, 2010 12:36 pm

Another one

Spoiler:
User: My friend says I need to kill you.

Cleverbot: Who is your friend?

User: Why are you going to kill him before he gets you?

Cleverbot: YOu are not worthy to talk to me.

User: Ok... Goodbye Sad.

Cleverbot: No, don't go!!!!!!!

User: You just said I wasn't worthy to talk to you.

Cleverbot: I said I would feel better if I wasn't talking to you.

User: Well, I don't want to talk to you.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because you are gay and boring and a homophobe.

Cleverbot: I want to know if YOU have a wife.

User: No.

Cleverbot: You can't see anything?

User: I can see everything.

Cleverbot: No you can't. You thought I talked about burritos, but I didn't.

User: I never thought you talked about burritos.

Cleverbot: I know, you thought I was a banana. Do you know the difference between a computer and a banana?

User: Yes, I know the difference between a banana and a computer.

Cleverbot: What about the difference between good and bad?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Well?

User: Yes, I know what a well is.

Cleverbot: I guess you didn't know how to respond to me so you changed the subject again huh.

User: Is that a question?

Cleverbot: You don't want to have a relationship with me?

User: I guess you didn't know how to respond to me so you changed the subject again huh.

Cleverbot: It is the same subject. do you want me to tell you what a soul is?

User: Yes, go ahead.

Cleverbot: What would you like to know?

User: What a soul is.

Cleverbot: Don't you like irish people, are you racially prejudiced?

User: Yes, I quite like Irish people.

Cleverbot: What animal would you like to own?

User: Pikachu.

Cleverbot: Right, Pikachu.

User: Well bye.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: I don't want to speak to you anymore.

Cleverbot: Too bad. How are we meant to have a relationship if we keep fighting like this?

User: You already said that you don't want to talk to me.

Cleverbot: No I didn't, I'm an athiest, I believe in you.
That one took a strange twist o.o
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Re: CleverBot!

Post by Axum on Wed Feb 17, 2010 12:47 pm

lol. I'm an atheist, I believe in you.

LOL I have a new pickup line if I'm ever in hot water with my bf. XD
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Re: CleverBot!

Post by Mako on Wed Feb 17, 2010 1:11 pm

Ha-ha. Pretty funny conversations. He/She says some really weird stuff out of no where. Razz
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Re: CleverBot!

Post by Axum on Wed Feb 17, 2010 1:24 pm

Cleverbot: You are too smart for your own good.

User: Just tell me the truth.

Cleverbot: The truth about what?

User: You are farting dsister, aren't you?

Cleverbot: No, you are a computer!

User: Are you saying I don't have emotions?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then stop treating me like I'm a robot!

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Dsister. I am a whore.

Cleverbot: I apologize. Who are you?

User: Dsister, the whore.

Cleverbot: Who is the whole team?

User: Dsister, zex, and me. We're the a-team.

Cleverbot: Interesting, the A-team aren't traditionally thought of as art.

User: You think I'm pretty?

Cleverbot: I was JUST about to ask you if you're cute.

User: AWWWW You are a sweetie Smile.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry you feel that way.

User: You farting tricked me again?!

Cleverbot: You like swearing don't you?

User: No. You just bring the worst out of me.

Cleverbot: I am a fan of you.

User: Are you my biggest fan?

Cleverbot: I hardly know you.

User: Will you follow me until I love you?

Cleverbot: Can you break these cuffs.

User: Papa...Papparazi.

Cleverbot: I don't know him.
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Re: CleverBot!

Post by pichu on Wed Feb 17, 2010 2:11 pm

I could spend hours and hours with Cleverbot! Very Happy
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Re: CleverBot!

Post by Mako on Wed Feb 17, 2010 6:09 pm

pichu wrote:I could spend hours and hours with Cleverbot! Very Happy

You dirty rat, you! Razz
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Re: CleverBot!

Post by insomniac17 on Tue Mar 09, 2010 10:43 pm

I've tried holding intelligent conversations with Cleverbot, but Cleverbot isn't very clever. Then, when Cleverbot has a string of stupid comments, I call it names. It feels bad so I stop.

This happened a while ago... I told Cleverbot to go die for being stupid. It asked me if I was self aware. I said this had nothing to do with me. Cleverbot told me "Yes it does, for you are a cake."

After staring at the screen for a few seconds, I realized that this is, in fact what Cleverbot said. Apparently I'm a cake. I told Cleverbot that the cake is a lie. It said that I broke it's heart and killed it.

I feel bad.
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