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For the lulz.

Post by Luinil on Thu Apr 23, 2009 1:05 pm

Baskin Robbins Ice Cream has issued a new flavor

In Honor of the 44th President of the United States ,
Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has issued a new flavor,
"Barocky Road ...
"Barocky Road is a blend of half Vanilla, half Chocolate,
and surrounded by Nuts and Flakes.
The Vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient.
The Nuts and Flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow. The Cost is $100.00 per scoop..
When purchased, it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone,
but then the Ice Cream is taken away and given to the person in line behind you.
Thus you are left with an empty wallet, no change, holding
an empty cone, with no hope of getting any Ice Cream.
Are you feeling stimulated?



This was FW to my email. It isn't very clever but good for a giggle. NO ICE CREAM WAS HURT IN THE MAKING OF THIS SATIRE SPOOF.

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Re: For the lulz.

Post by B4L on Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:31 pm

lol .....at least it sounds and looks good like Obama promises Razz

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Re: For the lulz.

Post by Mako on Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:50 pm

Doesn't sound very good to me. Very Happy
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Re: For the lulz.

Post by pichu on Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:59 pm

Awesome! Razz
I also saw and ad for this.
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Re: For the lulz.

Post by skeezer on Fri Apr 24, 2009 4:41 pm

Is that a chia pet lulz, I want me some chocolate Very Happy
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Re: For the lulz.

Post by Mako on Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:28 pm

Chocolate? What? lol
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Re: For the lulz.

Post by Luinil on Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:50 pm

It means he likes the African ladies. The dark skinned queen. He needs his fix of chocolate. Razz jk

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Post by Mako on Sat Apr 25, 2009 9:50 am

Luinil wrote:It means he likes the African ladies. The dark skinned queen. He needs his fix of chocolate. Razz jk

I never knew that about Skeezer, lol.
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Re: For the lulz.

Post by skeezer on Sat Apr 25, 2009 4:20 pm

I prefer vanilla Razz
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Re: For the lulz.

Post by Mako on Sat Apr 25, 2009 7:43 pm

skeezer wrote:I prefer vanilla Razz

But you said you want chocolate... Neutral
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Post by Oorakoow on Sun Apr 26, 2009 10:30 am

lol nice find!
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Re: For the lulz.

Post by Luinil on Wed Apr 29, 2009 12:41 pm

New Element Discovered

Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from four days to four years to complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.

When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

May God help us survive this growing mass!

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Re: For the lulz.

Post by B4L on Wed Apr 29, 2009 1:31 pm

Lol alil bit too nerdy for my taste , but still pretty funny. Held together by force called "morons" nice....

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Re: For the lulz.

Post by Mako on Wed Apr 29, 2009 4:18 pm

LOL
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Re: For the lulz.

Post by skeezer on Wed May 06, 2009 5:39 pm

supermario128 wrote:
skeezer wrote:I prefer vanilla Razz

But you said you want chocolate... Neutral

Didn't you hear I'm a racist, by chocolate I meant REAL choco chocolate yummmm
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Re: For the lulz.

Post by Mako on Wed May 06, 2009 9:51 pm

skeezer wrote:
supermario128 wrote:
skeezer wrote:I prefer vanilla Razz

But you said you want chocolate... Neutral

Didn't you hear I'm a racist, by chocolate I meant REAL choco chocolate yummmm

LOL, me too! Chocolate ftw!
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Re: For the lulz.

Post by Luinil on Thu May 07, 2009 12:08 am

You are racist too?!?!?! OMG.... get out now! But........ WHITE CHOCOLATE IS SUPERIOR TO MILK CHOCOLATE!!! (but I like dark chocolate too....)

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Re: For the lulz.

Post by Mako on Thu May 07, 2009 12:48 pm

LOL

No, I meant I love chocolate! Very Happy

And how can you like dark chocolate.... Sick!
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Re: For the lulz.

Post by Dgc1808 on Wed May 27, 2009 5:52 pm

I giggled a bit.
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Re: For the lulz.

Post by Luinil on Thu Jun 18, 2009 9:31 am

I was reading a serious article, and I saw this quote. I had to stop and laugh at the stupidity of it.

“The farm states ... historically aren’t very good on environmental issues,” said Frank O’Donnell, executive director of the environmental group Clean Air Watch.

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Post by Mako on Thu Jun 18, 2009 9:42 am

Luinil wrote:I was reading a serious article, and I saw this quote. I had to stop and laugh at the stupidity of it.

“The farm states ... historically aren’t very good on environmental issues,” said Frank O’Donnell, executive director of the environmental group Clean Air Watch.

I wonder why? Maybe all those cows. And its not like they can stop raising those cows, that's how they always have lived. Razz
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