How does Santa Clause do it?

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How does Santa Clause do it?

Post by pichu on Tue Dec 23, 2008 10:22 pm

Does he have magic powers?

Science and technology more advance than ours?

he's related to the tooth fairy?

He's an alien?

How can he deliver over billions and billions of presents across the globe in less than 24 hours? he needs sleep too.. I doubt he'll have enough sleep after all the toys that he has made. The elf are midgets and I doubt they will do a lot of work unless they are humpa lumpas... then I stand corrected. He's also fat.. how can he fit in a chimmeny(SP?) when his waistline could be enormous.. I NEED ANSWERS!

edit: Don't give me that "Santa ain't real" garbage! THIS IS A SERIOUS THREAD!
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Re: How does Santa Clause do it?

Post by skeezer on Tue Dec 23, 2008 10:31 pm

We all know he has a time machine to stop time, therefore take as long as he needs.
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Re: How does Santa Clause do it?

Post by pichu on Tue Dec 23, 2008 10:34 pm

^ what about the stomach? there's no way he could fit in a chimenny(sp?) obviously the doors will be locked and the windows will be closed..
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Re: How does Santa Clause do it?

Post by skeezer on Tue Dec 23, 2008 10:38 pm

How do you know he is fat? santa
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Re: How does Santa Clause do it?

Post by pichu on Tue Dec 23, 2008 10:41 pm

Cause he was at the local mall and he was as chubby as a raic-h-u.
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