What would you do if a shoe got thrown at you?

and it was a size 10.

Seriously pichu, what kind of question is this? I would beat the shit out of the one who threw it.

Nah, I would have the bastard escorted to jail after I deftly ducked and dodged them both. First though I would have the man subdued with force. Consequently though, I should not have to dodge them, someone should have taken the shoe for me....

ummm try to catch it and throw it back make sure it hit them dead in the face.

scream: SHOEFIGHT !!! and start throwing my self... no golf shoes though... thats no fair...

Have a service agent bust a cap into the innocent crowd after the first 2 had done the clint eastwood thing where they shot the shoe to kingdom come 50 yards at the time.

skeezer wrote:Seriously pichu, what kind of question is this? I would beat the shit out of the one who threw it.

A political question.

I'd ask for him to throw the other and see if they fit. I usually wear 10 and a half ,but you never know.

I probably i would have a shoe in my nose... I am too slow lately